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Savage comebacks that are eloquently worded
“I’m not sure if you’re aware, but the phrase ‘I don’t care’ doesn’t count as a valid argument.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was speaking to someone who has never experienced success.”
“It’s not my fault you have the personality of a wet mop.”
“I’m not saying you’re annoying, but I understand why some animals eat their young.”
“I’m impressed by how you manage to consistently lower my expectations.”
“If I wanted to hear from an idiot, I would have talked to myself in the mirror.”
“I see your level of intelligence matches your sense of humor.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you were an expert on everything but actually knowing what you’re talking about.”
“Your face must be so jealous of your mouth because it’s always doing all the talking.”
“I’m surprised you’re able to stand upright with such a fragile ego.”
“If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.”
“I’m not sure what’s more disappointing, your lack of intelligence or your lack of effort.”
“I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.”
“If you were any more annoying, you’d be a small, furry creature named after a rodent.”
“I’m not arguing with you, I’m just explaining why you’re wrong.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was talking to someone who has never read a book.”
“If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.”
“I’m sorry, did I accidentally step into the mind of a 5-year-old?”
“I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.”
“I’m not sure if you’re trying to be funny or if you’re just naturally unappealing.”
“I don’t know what’s more concerning, your lack of intelligence or your complete lack of self-awareness.”
“If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was talking to someone who still thinks ‘yo mama’ jokes are funny.”
“I’m not sure if you’re aware, but nobody asked for your opinion.”
“I don’t know what’s worse, your personality or your face.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was talking to someone who has never had an original thought.”
“If you were any more predictable, you’d be a clock.”
